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Best Use of Red
Awarded for matching a Porsche to the precise color of excessive confidence.
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Executive. Visionary. Porsche custodian. A man who looked at ordinary transportation and correctly concluded: absolutely not.
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“Some men drive cars. Jim creates a temporary alliance between German engineering and American confidence.”
— The International Academy of Jim Studies
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Parking Lot Presence
Scientists confirm every arrival becomes an event once Jim opens the door.
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Lifetime Jim Achievement
For a career-long commitment to being unmistakably, relentlessly Jim.
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the big red button.
Seriously. The Porsche people will hear about this.